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Why I'm Undateable

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I'm getting a college education.
It will get me a stable, high-paying job.
I'm willing to commit to you for the rest of my life.
I have a fine appreciation of art and music.
I go to church every Sunday.
I cook soup at the homeless shelter.
I don't drink, smoke, or do drugs.
I have a completely clean rap sheet.
I treat my friends and family very well.
I have a keen sense of humor.
I'm quite handsome.
And yes, I'm very much in love with you.

"But I don't want to date you," she says to me,
"Because you're attracted to men, too."
You know, ladies, a straight guy is every bit as likely to cheat on you as a bisexual guy.

Inspired by ~UntamedUnwanted's piece: [link]
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YanaShimana's avatar
Hmm, I have a friend that won't date bisexual men. She's not disgusted by it, not at all. She's totally supportive. I'm not sure why at all. It's not because she's afraid they'll cheat either. I think maybe she's suspicious because her ex came out to her as bi and then afterward turned out gay (well she thinks he's really bi but whatever) I dunno if that's really relevant, but I felt the need to say it.